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Tuesday, August 9th, 2005
10:36 pm - Well fuck.
Time flys when ur having fun. Sorry Ive nt updated in so long, cant imagine how all yu twats coped without me?

The holidays r a pile of crap. Y neone likes them I dnt get.

I rly hve no sympathy for those who died. I stayed out th way. They shouldve 2!

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Saturday, March 26th, 2005
8:46 pm
Good ridance to bad rubbish.

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Monday, February 14th, 2005
8:42 pm - ..
While all yu moping twats sit by yurself and contemplate yur sad lives Ill be goin out 2 celebrate valenitnes day the way it should be celebrated.

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Sunday, February 6th, 2005
10:00 pm
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Proof that you twats rly do adore me. Ive sed it before.

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Sunday, January 30th, 2005
7:18 pm
Well. Thats what happens when you have a bunch of fucking Slytherins. When are you lot gonna learn that the lot of them should just be chucked out? It would make things a helluva lot simpler. They're twats, the lotta them neway. I saw Daphne storming back to her dorm after the match, trying to cover her backside. She musta split her robes. I laughed as she ran by. Serves her right. Bitch.

I know I haven't updated in ages, but nothin halfway decent has happened to write about. Christmas was a load of crap. So was new year. And theres no point in me reading through the pointless heap of shit that you lot write on a regular basis. Who gives a flying fuck if you've had a bad day and you got a D on your potions essay? Not me. Maybe you pathetic morons, though.

What the hell is up with the Sex Ed presentations?

current mood: complacent

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Sunday, December 12th, 2004
2:49 pm
What the fuck is up with this time of year?

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Monday, November 22nd, 2004
8:54 pm
So. I got home. Great.

What the fuck is the point of this break?

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Sunday, November 14th, 2004
11:48 am - Mocks
Its fucking stupid. People are getting all worked up about bloody exams that don't mean a sodding thing. Alright, so I can see how the Gryffindors and Slytherins might be nervous - they dont have the intellectual capacity of us Ravenclaws. And the Hufflepuffs are so stupid, they should be worried.

But people from my own house are making a big deal about it! Were Ravenclaws for fuck sake! We dont need to do anything about them. We could pass the bloody exams with our eyes closed!

So. I dont intend on doin any work. And I'll still pass with fucking flying colours.

current mood: discontent

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Friday, November 5th, 2004
7:39 pm - ...
Guyfawkes night and we can't even have fucking fireworks.

current mood: pissed off

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Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
8:04 pm
So I couldn't be buggered to go that pathetic Halloween party.

I'm back to lessons and everything now. Snot hard to catch up. I'm a Ravenclaw afta all rnt I?

current mood: cocky

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Thursday, October 28th, 2004
12:42 pm
I woke up. What the fuck is going on??

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Friday, October 15th, 2004
6:49 pm - Ravenclaws rule!!
It doesn't take a genious to work out what the fuck is going on in this screwed school. Or maybe it does and that's why all you twats haven't managed to think of it for yourself.

The Slytherins. Stupid areseholes. The whole lot of them. It's their fault. It's obvious. They're doing it.

The Hufflepuffs are off being pathetic and the Gryffindors being "heroic". What a load of bollocks that is.

Ravenclaws are the only house that have an ounce of self respect. Due to our well superior intellect, we're the only ones who aren't totally freaking out about nothing.

Who cares if a few fucking cats have buggered off somewhere? And some Gryffindor lost his wand? Careless bastard.

Theyre nothing to bloody well freak out about. And Ravenclaws seem to be the only ones seeing that. I couldn't stick being in a different house. But then I guess I'd be so dumb I wouldn't realise.


I found Terry's trunk back in the dorm today. Terry must be coming back to Hogwarts. Knew the bugger couldn't stay away too long.

current mood: cynical

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Thursday, September 16th, 2004
7:29 pm - Well
I told Neville this n mgonna tell u all now.

Get. Over. It.

So. Quidditch is cancelled. Youdve thort after whats happened theyd allow us some light relief. Something to wipe the glum expressions off the faces of people. Obviously not though.

On another note;

Seems I’ve made quite an impression.

In the past 2 days I've been called:

SO rude!
an imbecile
insensitive jerks
ignorant asses
bastard
inconsiderate, cold-hearted
insensitive, self-centered, thoughtless twat!
pathetic

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Friday, September 10th, 2004
7:51 pm - Friday evening.
So we're not allowed out the castle because some dementors are swarming about. Why couldn't they just tell us that? Ask them and I'm sure you'd get the "we don't want to frighten the students" crap. Don't you think we deserve to know? We have one student dead, another seriously ill and another missing for fuck sake.

Ginny, we really need to meet up and talk. Don't ignore me or brush me off. Tis well important.

And what the fuck is happening with the DA. Are we having a meeting or what?

current mood: aggravated

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Sunday, September 5th, 2004
2:17 pm
And now we're not even allowed out of this bloody castle. It's as if these teachers enjoy making us claustrophobic.

The common room is still not a cheerful place.

Terry, mate. I need to talk to you.

current mood: aggravated

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Monday, August 30th, 2004
10:41 am - Sunday
Danced a bit at the ball.

Ball ended abruptly.

Gin, can I see you again?

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Thursday, August 19th, 2004
1:44 pm - Well bored...
Nothing is happening in this bloody school.

I get up, I have breakfast, I go to lessons and then I relax in the common room.

That's it. I'm about to die of boredom.

current mood: bored

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Monday, August 16th, 2004
10:39 pm - Monday evening
Not much has happened. Teachers are well unfair and give us truck loads of homework. Good job I'm in Ravenclaw. Other houses don't stand a chance this year.

Going fine tryin to find chicks to dance with at ball. If any girl wants to dance, just say and I shall consider your offer.

Seems relationships aren't going too great around this school.

Thats it.

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
5:24 pm
All girls love me.

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Sunday, August 8th, 2004
5:56 pm - First Entry - Sunday
Laptops are well cool. Even though they are not the easiest things to work.

School is going fine. Relationships are non existant.

I am going to pike everyone else's idea and do the Q&A thing because it's a wicked idea. So, fire away with questions!

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